NEXT PERSON THAT TRIES TO CHOP MY HEAD OFF GETS ZANGETSU THROUGH THE GUT.

JUST WARNING YOU.

... Karin and Yuzu, stay inside. You too, Rukia.

[[ooc; Will he rly try to kill you? No. We all know Ichigo barks louder than he bites, the pussy. :Dbb]]

WHAT THE FUCK. WHERE'S ZANGETSU?!

WHOEVER TOOK HIM, I SWEAR I'LL FUCKING...

FUCK.

[[ooc; Switched with Gintoki. He's powerless for the day. :Dbb]]

WHAT THE HELL. It's like a foot of snow fell overdamnnight.

... Nngh. It's colder than fuck. There's gotta be a heater in here somewhere, for fucksake. 'Cause I'm not wading out there to train.

Shit.

AND EVERYONE STOP BEING CHEERFUL.

[[ooc; Bitching like a little girl. BECAUSE HE CAN. Come on cheerful people. You know you wanna poke the bear.

NOT AGAIN.

NEXT ASSTARD THAT TRIES TO TAKE ME IN FOR MY "TRIAL" IS GONNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED.

Got it? Good.

Now, these people:

Inoue, Senna, Ran, Ukitake-san, Kiyone, Dark, Vash, Wolfwood, Byakuya, and all you other shinigami. And Nel.

You guys okay?

Fuck.

I keep setting shit on fire, and NOW I NEED A FUCKING CIGARETTE.

Fucking... shit... CURSE.

[[ooc; As you might've guessed, he's pyrokinetic and not very good at it~ His renumeration: smoking. BAD ICHIGO. I don't even think he's old enough to buy cigarettes. -_- ]]

Fuck.

IT WAS A CURSE, OKAY? A CURSE.

[[ooc; EDIT; Was that a tree? D: ]]

Shitshitshi--

I'M NOT REALLY A SHINIGAMI. I'M A VIZARD. I HAVE A HOLLOW, AND THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONTROL IT IS WITH A MASK.

God fucking dammit.

OH, AND

I HAD SEX WITH RUKIA. A LOT.

[[ooc; ... Have fun with that. :Db ]]

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THIS. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

[[ooc; ... lolz.]]